Our leaders are busy marrying former models who slept with Mick Jagger and having pool parties with underage Slovenians. Meanwhile, Obama is singing at the AP dinner, wearing jeans while jogging outside of the Elysée Palace, and having a First Lady who mixes H&M with upcoming designer labels.
Alexis Neiers is the pop culture light of my life. After stealing a bunch of crap from celebrities’ houses as part of a group called The Bling Ring, Neiers got her own reality show on E! called Pretty Wild. (Because that’s what happens when you live in America. You steal things and you’re given a reality show.)
I got emotional compiling this week’s playlist (I know, right? Me, emotional? What are the odds?)
Has there ever been a man, in the history of recorded human civilization, who so fully and flawlessly embodied the nebbishy nerd sex appeal as Jeff Goldblum?