If you were looking for God, I would tell you to bury all of your crispy Bibles in a box in your attic, to give up trying to hit the right notes on those ancient hymns, to turn back toward the produce aisle when you see your pastor in the frozen foods section at the grocery store.
Topanga is everyone’s dream girl and every dude (and lesbian) growing up in the 90s wanted one of their very own.
Another great, melodramatic song for feeling the very real sensation of life passing you by while you seem to be paralyzed with sadness.
With Tupac’s bald head resembling that of the original Pac Man, it was a no brainer for Namco to release this modern-day take on the popular arcade game.
This Timelord boogeyman wasn’t even a little bit scary or hard to deal with. Really? Reverse the cubes and restart everyone’s hearts so there are legit no consequences? A few clicks of the ol’ sonic screwdriver and we’re all fine? Why did I care then?