50 Band Names Inspired By Conversations I Had Last Saturday
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Laura Jayne Martin is a writer living in New York City. Her work has been featured on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, ... 
A Confession To The Future Murder Of My Personal Trainer
I wanna confess, not to something I did, but to something I’m definitely going to do. You see, I’m going to kill my personal trainer Tony, and there’s nothing you can do to stop me.
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Brian Donovan has written for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, NPR, Chappelle's Show, CNN, Fox News, Comedy Central, and ... 
Daniel Day-Lewis Looks Amazing As Abraham Lincoln
Remember the Arrested Development episode where George Michael says his teacher loves Saddam Hussein and Jason Bateman is like, “You mean, she’s interested in Saddam Hussein” and George Michael says, “Nope. She loves him.” This is how I am with Lincoln.
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Gaby Dunn is a writer, journalist and comedian in New York City.
She is an editor at Thought Catalog and a ... 
10 Ways To Be Less Awkward
An awkward person with a cell phone in a social environment is the equivalent to MacGyver having a Swiss Army knife while in a bind.
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Arizona based writer. Email me at Hudspeth@thoughtcatalog.com or follow on Twitter @CEHudspeth 
Can We Go On A Friend Date?
Is it just me or is going on a “friend date” more nerve-wracking than going on a date with someone you want to sleep with? First of all, the stakes for rejection are so much higher on a friend date. If I go on a “date” date and the dude’s not into it, I know it’s not entirely personal.
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