My name is Alison, I am a queer woman living in Denver, and I want you to ask me the questions you’re afraid to ask: the dirtier, more disgusting, or just plain weird, the better!
When they say that “Real Women have curves,” they mean Sofia Vergara. They don’t mean overweight women, they don’t mean women with a flat chest and big butt, they don’t mean women with a big middle-section, they don’t mean women with boxy torsos.
Sometimes, there’s someone observing you, taking notes, discussing your delusions with their friends over coffee as they pore over notes like, “He is never going to commit to her” and “Seems to be attracted to flakes.”
Help me figure out how to tie a Windsor knot.