There is no right or wrong way to feel depressed. There are certain symptoms, sure, but it will always manifest itself as different demons people with depression must face down.
I really like the first one.
I fear you, America, because for some reason — through incomprehensible ignorance — you have chosen to fear me.
When you wake up in the morning think of breakfast. It’s good motivation to get out of bed.
8. Practicing stupid things that you’re too embarrassed to rehearse in front of friends, but would happily show off once mastered. E.g. Moonwalking or the cup song from Pitch Perfect.