Nicole Tarkoff

You wish texting didn’t exist. Was that period a passive-aggressive period? Or was it just him ending his sentence? It’s hard for an over-thinker to grasp this concept, but WHO CARES.

You’re not late because you’re slow or relaxed, you’re late because you took four wrong turns and went the wrong direction for three miles.

If you give her the love that she deserves, there’s no reason for her to doubt or drift, there’s only reason for her to be sure that she’s exactly where she’s supposed to be.

“Something that says more than he stopped at Rite Aid on his way home from work.”

“#BeforeFacebookI had to stalk my exes with binoculars and camouflage.”

The fuckboy who is in love with himself. We’re all familiar with the full-blown narcissist. He loves himself more than he loves you, and until he meets a girl who is willing to accept this, he will remain the only love of his life.

We’re up, we’re down, we’re everywhere except the place we want to be, but part of the reason we feel so unsettled is because we haven’t accepted the chaos in our life for what it is, chaos.

“She started talking about Hillary Clinton. Enough said.”