1.
If Funyuns were made out of turnips, would they be called Tunyuns? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner pic.twitter.com/AofD999XqJ
— RightWired (@_donaldson) April 20, 2016
2.
#DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
Wouldn’t be ironic to die in the living room?— Acuitas (@mshea4reals) April 20, 2016
3.
#DeepThoughtsOfAStoner Ok then, Blly Joel..WHO DID start the fire??
— SomeAssNamedCarl (@RealCarlHardt) April 20, 2016
4.
Racecar spelled backwards is racecar??
— Sonny Burnett (@SonnyUndercover) April 20, 2016
5.
#DeepThoughtsOfAStoner If I drink an excessive amount of alcohol, I’m an alcoholic. If I drink an excessive amount of Fanta, am I fantastic?
— Karlee Fox (@Karlee_FOX) April 20, 2016
6.
How do they get those rats to smoke cigarettes in those cancer studies? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
— CK (@charley_ck14) April 20, 2016
7.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does my towel get dirty? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
— Daniel (@wickedfedora) April 20, 2016
8.
#DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
dude why is a pizza round but comes in a square box and cut into triangles?— michael greer (@mgreer423) April 20, 2016
9.
You will never look at a potato the same way #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner pic.twitter.com/06SnvcIje5
— BarkPost (@BarkPost) April 20, 2016
10.
#DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
hmmm… he loves me, he loves me not. he loves me, he loves my pot.— annalee (@afloodofblood) April 20, 2016
11.
#DeepThoughtsOfAStoner ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle Lil Star are the same tune.
— Colleen (@1morecolleen) April 20, 2016
12.
Are tighty whities just bras for balls? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
— Lady Ä (@she_nutt) April 20, 2016
13.
Does white chocolate milk exist? If so, does it just look like regular milk? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
— Johnsense (@John_Cioch) April 20, 2016
14.
Do crabs think fish can fly? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
— Ron Snow (@RonPodovich) April 20, 2016
15.
How come ants don’t have tails? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
— Lady Ä (@she_nutt) April 20, 2016
16.
*deep inhale*
*exhale*
Dude, how is this not legal????#DeepThoughtsOfAStoner— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) April 20, 2016
17.
If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn? #DeepThoughtsOfAStoner
— Mohammed Safwan (@iMoosabhai) April 20, 2016
