Parenthood is a burden, but it’s also an opportunity.
Why are we undervaluing the other planets? We let Pluto die, and no one said anything. Imagine if Pluto had been a white man. We’d still have 9 planets.
Where’s my GoFundMe page? Where’s my million dollars?
Sometimes it’s hard to get through your twenties when you know there’s at least another 30 years of mediocrity ahead of you.
Obviously we can’t trust doctors, and it’s becoming more and more difficult to trust Jenny McCarthy, so the only thing left for mothers to do is to trust ourselves.
Growing up rich doesn’t mean that you know how to cook for yourself.
It’s called capitalism guys, and it’s good when I’m the one consuming.
Sometimes content is hard to generate. What if I’m not mad about anything this week? What if I literally do not have a single opinion about anything at all?
When the Hillary 2016 campaign logo was released, I was quick to analyze it with my conspiratorial brain.
It’s not that Noah’s tweets were offensive – it’s that they were kind of accurate.