3. The Baby Geniuses series

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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 is currently the lowest-rated movie of all time on IMDB, and for damn good reason. In his review of the original film, Roger Ebert claimed the movie was so bad it “achieves a kind of grandeur.” Baby Geniuses believes that babies are born with universal knowledge, which then fades away when they gain the ability to speak. This power is harnessed by evil scientists who are always lurking around in these cases, waiting to be evil.

However, how do the babies use their infinite knowledge? Do they read Proust or try to solve the New York Times crossword puzzles? No, they make bad diaper puns and dance to Saturday Night Fever. If this is supreme intelligence, I’m happy to be ignorant.