August 8, 2013

61 Hilariously Honest Jennifer Lawrence Quotes That Will Make Your Day

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If Jennifer Lawrence isn’t already your power animal, she should be. America’s motor-mouthed sweetheart is a forever quotable and gifable treasure, whose penchant for off-the-cuff honesty is second only to how down-to-earth and relatable she is. Without further ado (or more ass-kissing), these are the just some of the most awesome Jennifer Lawrence quotes. It’s not a best list by any means, because every Jennifer Lawrence quote is the best Jennifer Lawrence quote.


1. “I wish this was like Mean Girls and I could just break this up and throw it at all of you!” – referencing Mean Girls while accepting her People’s Choice Award

2. “Teenagers only have to focus on themselves – its not until we get older that we realize that other people exist.” – via Brainy Quote

3. “I just went to the doctor today, I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven.” – spilling to Jimmy Kimmel about a recent check-up

4. “He was at a party, and I turned into a perverted guy. I was like following him into rooms and staring at his ass…He asked me if I was on mushrooms and I said, ‘No. I’m dead sober. This is just me.'” – to Conan on meeting John Stamos at a party, who she politely stalked

5. “Don’t go see the movies, I’m a troll. I think the movie was great, but their biggest mistake was me.” – telling David Letterman her opinion on The Hunger Games


6. “It’s so scary. And then I end up getting so nervous that I get like [I am] now. I get really hyper. [Squeals.] So then I go in interviews and I’m like, ‘I’m like a chihuahua! I’m shaking and peeing!’ And then afterwards, I’m like, ‘I just talked about peeing on the red carpet.’” – to Letterman about how she prepares for the red carpet

7. “I’m a horrible dancer! I’m like a dad at prom. I look like Gumby getting electrocuted.” – on whether or not you’ll see her twerking anytime soon

8. “The miserable ones are the ones where all the girls auditioning are in the same room. There’s no talking in those rooms. I’ve tried. Yesterday I had to do an interview. I was in a horrible mood. I couldn’t think of basic words. I could see my publicist in the background, mouthing things to say. They want you to be likable all the time, and I’m just not.” – on trying out for parts

9. “I’m the fastest pee-er ever. I’m famous for it.” – in Rolling Stone

10. “Peetniss? Penis?” – spitballing Peeta and Katniss portmanteaus on Unscripted