July 11, 2013

A GIF Guide To Every Bad Date You’ve Ever Been On

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We’ve all been on terrible dates, when he’s just not that into you, you’re just not that into him and neither of you are that into existing right now. They’re a part of growing up, and we all have to survive them. This is how it happens. And this is how we make it through to the other side. Let Tina Fey be your guide.

When You Don’t Know What To Wear:

When You Almost Give Up On Finding Anything And You’re Like, “Aw, Fuck It”:

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When He Shows Up And You Magically Look Amazing:

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But You Still Feel In Over Your Head Already:

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When You Get In His Car And Discover You Have Nothing To Talk About:

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Except For His Love Of Rock Climbing:

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And Allegedly Fascinating Office Job:

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But Then It’s Your Turn To Talk And You Have No Idea What To Say:

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So You Just Start Babbling:

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But, Praise Jesus, You Get To The Restaurant And Are Saved:

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Because You Could Always Eat:

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However, It’s Mexican, Which Is A Bad Decision If You Plan On Having Sex (Especially If You’re Gay And A Bottom):

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But You Decide To Look On The Bright Side Of The Margarita:

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And You Settle Into Your Table To Get To Know Each Other:

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But He’s Not Getting Your Jokes:

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And Keeps Checking His Watch:

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So You Let Him Lead The Conversation And He’s Not Taking The Bait:

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Instead He Asks You A Bunch Of Ridiculous Questions:

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Like “Why Are You Still Single?”:

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Or “Why Haven’t You Settled Down Yet?”:

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And Talks About His Ex, Who He’s Clearly Still Not Over:

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And How He Moved Back In With His Parents After The Break-Up:

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He Then Talks About His Past Relationships For Another Half Hour:

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While Tweeting And Responding To Text Messages

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He Even Takes A Call:

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But, Hey, The Food Is Good:

And You Know You’re Going Home Alone Anyway, So Carpe Diem:

However, The Check Comes After That Third Burrito And He’s Conveniently In The Bathroom:

When He Comes Back, You Make An Excuse Not To Go See The Michael Bay Film He Picked Out And Say You’re “Feeling Sick”:

He Says He’ll Call You Tomorrow:

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And Tries To Give You A Goodbye Handshake:

But Then You Call Your Best Friend And Vent:

And You Laugh That He Still Loves Limp Bizkit:

And You Know You’re Better Just Going Home Alone:

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Besides, It Feels So Good To Laugh:

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Welcome To Adulthood: TC mark

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image – Clueless

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