Hey— most of the time when you’re craving booze, you’re actually just missing that dopamine rush…so replace that addiction with another addiction.
We all have them—the up-all-night BFFLs that we drifted away from, the ride-or-die relationships that went down the drain after one too many blow-out fights about who called dibs on which guy.
This is not how Christmas works!
Gobble gobble, much?!
When all of your emotions are amplified to the point that you can no longer hear them (like an emotional white noise) you tend to stick with the ones you fear the most.
1. His/Her Parents Have Called Maybe just to see if you’re okay, maybe to ask you for the recipe for the cookies you always made them (but really calling just to see if you’re okay).
What lead them to be so shark-y? What makes them tick? What makes them cry?
Who needs a haunted house? Life is scary enough.
“How much weight should I lose to be a stripper?”
He casually talks about DJs as if they are as notable as former US Presidents.