“How much weight should I lose to be a stripper?”
He casually talks about DJs as if they are as notable as former US Presidents.
THEIR LIVES DIDN’T STOP WHEN THEY HAD YOU.
They know who’s down to fuck.
Go to brunch and see how exhaustingly average most people are. Invite an old friend to a flea market and remind yourself why you stopped hanging out with them.
Don’t be afraid to wait it out and find the absolute best people for you to hang out with.
You cannot be serious.
You have to be able to do this. You just have to.
Can bugs die from really loud noises?
“Can I get pregnant from my dog? Can my cat?”