They know who’s down to fuck.
Go to brunch and see how exhaustingly average most people are. Invite an old friend to a flea market and remind yourself why you stopped hanging out with them.
Don’t be afraid to wait it out and find the absolute best people for you to hang out with.
You cannot be serious.
You have to be able to do this. You just have to.
Can bugs die from really loud noises?
“Can I get pregnant from my dog? Can my cat?”
If you don’t like it, you can change the station, honey!
Calling other girls basic.
Your BFF really wants to get dinner at that delicious vegan place but they don’t serve alcohol so you’re going to Buffalo Wild Wings and that’s not negotiable.