Gobble gobble, much?!
When all of your emotions are amplified to the point that you can no longer hear them (like an emotional white noise) you tend to stick with the ones you fear the most.
1. His/Her Parents Have Called Maybe just to see if you’re okay, maybe to ask you for the recipe for the cookies you always made them (but really calling just to see if you’re okay).
What lead them to be so shark-y? What makes them tick? What makes them cry?
Who needs a haunted house? Life is scary enough.
“How much weight should I lose to be a stripper?”
He casually talks about DJs as if they are as notable as former US Presidents.
THEIR LIVES DIDN’T STOP WHEN THEY HAD YOU.
They know who’s down to fuck.
Go to brunch and see how exhaustingly average most people are. Invite an old friend to a flea market and remind yourself why you stopped hanging out with them.