“Can I get pregnant from my dog? Can my cat?”
If you don’t like it, you can change the station, honey!
Calling other girls basic.
Your BFF really wants to get dinner at that delicious vegan place but they don’t serve alcohol so you’re going to Buffalo Wild Wings and that’s not negotiable.
Beside the blood test, here are some other precautions the show takes to ensure that you don’t kill yourself in the process of doing this (yes, you really do get very, very drunk): they give you a fifty dollar booze budget.
We’re like, not even a week in and I already hated my Thanksgiving dinner.
Hazing was a constant discussion when I was a teenager. Most high schools covered it before freshman year as far as I knew.
I don’t understand words that aren’t a part of my world. I tried to call a dermatologists’ office yesterday to see if they took my insurance and wound up hanging up on the receptionist because I couldn’t understand what number I was supposed to read off of my insurance card. I went three years without paying my taxes once. I didn’t address my student debt for five years after graduation.
“Does drinking alcohol make passing a drug test better or worse?”
As a body snarker, I feel that it’s important I share my side.