41 Thoughts You Have When Posting A Selfie On Instagram

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1. *looking through the hundred selfies you just took* These all suck.
2. Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete.
3. This one’s not too bad.
4. Wait, my eyes look weird. Delete.
5. Ok one left, I’ll use this one.
6. *Edit with five different apps * I want it to look natural but these filters make me look so much better.
7. Is that too much filter?
8. I’ve stared at this for too long, I’m starting to look ugly.
9. Whatever, I’ve spent too much time on this to not post it.
10. Should I add another filter through Instagram?
11. OMG there’s too many, how do I choose?
12. Ok this one makes me look tan.
13. Do I look fake?
14. What should my caption be?
15. Something clever that says “I think I’m beautiful but I’m not obsessed with myself”
16. It’s not Sunday so I can’t say “selfie Sunday”….
17. “#selfie” it is.
18. Should I put a location?
19. I’m over thinking this.
20. POST.
21. Refresh. Refresh.
22. It’s been three minutes and I still have no likes.
23. AM I UGLY!?!
24. I knew I shouldn’t have posted this.
25. I’m gonna delete it.
26. I should’ve waited for a better time like when people are actually scrolling through Instagram.
27. SOMEONE LIKED IT!!!!!!
28. Ok maybe I’m not ugly.
29. ANOTHER LIKE!
30. Wow, keep ‘em comin’ people!
31. SOMEONE JUST COMMENTED!!
32. “You’re so pretty!”
33. OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH
34. WHY AREN’T WE BEST FRIENDS
35. Should I say something back?
36. I don’t wanna seem too eager.
37. I’ll wait to see if anyone else comments.
38. Ten likes so far, I JUST NEED ONE MORE
39. Anyone???
40. YES ELEVEN LIKES! SUCCESS!
41. That was too much stress. I’m never posting a selfie again.