Did your ex stomp all over your heart, leaving you with nothing but your tears and a box of kleenex? Instead of gazing up at the moon, wondering when you will feel whole again, I suggest taking the situation into your own hands.
Don’t lie. We’ve all thought of being a stripper once or twice.
Just don’t let anyone living with you catch you, psycho.
After years of meticulous field research, I have finally discovered that men will literally never get women.