23 Flattering Words That Boys Use And How To Interpret Them

Sep. 20, 2013
Beloved wife, mistress, and occasional manstress. Writer and social psychologist. If you want me to do something, ...

1. Hot – “You have nice boobs. I would like to see your tan lines.”

2. Smart – “I am intimidated by you. Talk about baseball now.”

3. Gorgeous – “You have a hella body and a pretty ok face too.”

4. Funny – “Stop being weird.”

5. Beautiful – “You are essentially perfect in every way. This is the highest level of physical attraction flattery I can possibly bestow on a woman and you deserve it, my queen.” (Author note: rare.)

6. Sweet – “I really appreciate you sending me that Buzzfeed link of Honey Boo-Boo outtakes. Let’s just be friends.”

7. Sexy – “I am currently imagining you in a dog collar.”

8. Fun – “I really like getting drunk/high and watching Fight Club with you.”

9. Cute – “I know you like them but please stop wearing rompers every time we hang out.”

10. Wild – “Did you brush your hair today?”



11. Mature – “ I was born in 1991 and  don’t understand your Bell Biv DeVoe references.”

12. Bad Ass – “I am floored that you can eat a whole pizza in 5 minutes.”

13. Pretty – “You are sufficiently attractive to be introduced to my bandmates/fraternity brothers/rugby team.”

14. Informed – “My eyes are glazing over as you talk again about ‘This American Life.’”

15. Caring – “Hows about you make me some lunch?”

16. Cool – “I am significantly impressed that you understand hockey penalties.”

17. Nice – “I appreciate that you sent me a postcard from your work trip to Cleveland but I don’t want to see you naked.”

18. Clean – “I suspect that you have OCD. Step away from the Brillo pad.”

19. Adorable – “You remind me of my little sister.”

20. Tough – “I do not understand how a 4 ft 11 woman can ingest so much whiskey.”

21. Cuddly – “I like to squeeze your muffintop.”

22. Passionate – “Oh shit, you’re not a vegan are you?”

23. Interesting – “You like roller derby and Doctor Who. I like Snapchat and golf. We’re done here.” TC mark

Melanie LaForce

Melanie LaForce

Beloved wife, mistress, and occasional manstress. Writer and social psychologist. If you want me to do something, …

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