Why spend your hard earned money on a gift when you can make dad laugh instead?
The number of women who turn him on in a given day (who aren’t you).
Real women explain why they’re happy to postpone the whole relationship thing.
When they place their finger to their lips and ask you to be silent for a minute so they can tell you at length just how much—and why—they love you.
When they laugh together there’s magic that can’t be ignored.
Something that immature little boys do to girls when they’re too cowardly to say they’re no longer interested.
I need you to know that I’m imperfect. That I say and do selfish things. That I think horrible thoughts. That I am not always the confident, smiley, warm, easy going person you fell in love with.
“There’s always a critical moment when you can either let yourself fall down the rabbit hole, or pull back. The trick is recognizing that moment and slamming on the breaks as fast as possible…”
This is what you’re like in a romantic relationship, depending on how you give and receive love.
Thanks for all the practice faking orgasms!