Sagittarius — The Butter Churner
Why meditate when you can fuck a Libra?
Physical Touch: They miss your ability to connect instantly through the simplest of gestures. The soft, gentle feeling of your palm against their shoulder after a long day, when you could sense that they needed a “touch” of reassurance.
Holding a stranger’s gaze for longer than usual, hoping to distract him with thoughts of her naked body until he trips or falls—otherwise known as “eye fucking.”
Telling another girl that he’s thinking about her on a day that’s not her birthday or a holiday. Worse yet, texting her “good morning” just to say good morning.
Your definition of hell definitely depends on how you give and receive love.
“I was the maid of honor and as I gave my toast I had a massive brain fart and called the groom by the bride’s ex’s name…”
When forced to spent time apart, you’ll miss your partner like crazy and kind of wonder what happened to the independent person you once were, but also kind of love the fact that absence really does make the heart grow fonder.
We all like to flirt, but we don’t all do it the same way.
Mindful in everything they do, a Capricorn would rather be single than settle for a lackluster connection.