1. I need you like a rooster needs the break of dawn.

2. I need you like money needs greed.

3. I need you like a phone that’s dropped on its face needs a protective case.

4. I need you like a narcissist needs himself.

5. I need you like ambition needs discipline.

6. I need you like a diamond needs the myth of its value.

7. I need you like glue needs something to stick to.

8. I need you like a psychic needs gullibility.

9. I need you like a pillar needs something to hold up.

10. I need you like a horoscope needs the zodiac.

11. I need you like hot chocolate needs cold weather.

12. I need you like a fraction needs the whole.

13. I need you like an introvert needs their own head.

14. I need you like an extrovert needs other people.

15. I need you like a goal needs willpower.

16. I need you like infinity needs no end.

17. I need you like a jerk needs someone to pick on.

18. I need you like a wand needs a magic trick.

19. I need you like everyone’s ego needs a beatdown.

20. I need you like a donut needs a hole.

21. I need you like an internet addict needs WiFi.

22. I need you like the devil needs your soul.

23. I need you like a blockbuster needs you to suspend disbelief.

24. I need you like the earth needs an end to global warming.

25. I need you like a parent needs patience.

26. I need you like a pop star needs fans.

27. I need you like a book needs at least one reader.

28. I need you like a heart needs a regular pulse.

29. I need you like a candle needs its wick.

30. I need you like a teddy bear needs stuffing.

31. I need you like Donald Trump needs morons.

32. I need you like Kim Kardashian needs her ass.

33. I need you like Taylor Swift needs a broken heart.

34. I need you like great art needs inspiration.

35. I need you like a tissue needs a sneeze.

36. I need you like a plate needs a meal.

37. I need you like an avocado needs artisanal toast.

38. I need you like TV needs old people.

39. I need you like a supermodel needs thin to be in.

40. I need you like an athlete needs motivation.

41. I need you like a self-help guru needs widespread discontent.

42. I need you like a fad diet needs temporary allegiance.

43. I need you like a salesman needs bullshit.

44. I need you like history needs you to remember.

45. I need you like a crisis needs anything but panic.

46. I need you like a fairy needs a tale.

47. I need you like a shower needs filth.

48. I need you like a riddle needs an answer.

49. I need you like a joke needs a punchline.

50. I need you like love needs trust.

51. I need you like I can only hope you need me.