5 Real Sex Stories That Will Make You Really Horny (Part V)

Read the original batch of real sex stories here, the second saucy installment here, the third here, and the fourth here.

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1. Why apologize when you can make your significant other orgasm instead?

“A few weeks after moving in together, I had this grand plan to seduce my boyfriend right after he got home from work. I was wearing this sexy long lace kimono and a barely there bra and panty set. I’d even bought this lubricant that heats up on contact with skin and a vibrating cock ring just for the occasion. By the time he got home, though—three hours late—my sexual energy was completely zapped. I was snuggled up on the couch in my cozy robe watching TV when the man entered and I wanted nothing to do with him. Until he said, ‘Hate fuck me.’ Those three words triggered something deep inside me. I stood up immediately, stripped the robe off, and dragged him into the bedroom. With as much force as I could muster, I shoved him onto the bed, mounted him, and pinned his arms down above his head. I fucked him hard—on my terms. It was the hottest experience for both of us.”

— Female, 27

2. The wetter the better.

“Sex in the shower usually sucks. But random sex in an outdoor shower on a sweltering night in a small beach town is seriously life-changing. I rented a room in a house in Montauk this past summer for a week to get out of the city and spend some QT with myself. What I didn’t expect is that the person I rented from would be this mad sexy, mysterious middle-aged woman. On my first night, she left her bedroom door open just enough so I could catch a glimpse of her hot, half naked body as I walked to my room down the hall. On night three, I was taking a shower outside around 10pm when I saw the door latch rise. I knew it was her, and I was rock hard by the time the door swung open. She was wearing a string bikini bottom, no top, and her nipples were just as erect as my dick was. I pulled her close to me and fingered her pussy until it was as drenched as our bodies. Then I fucked her from behind, standing up, beneath the shower head and the fucking stars.”

— Male, 30

3. Lez-be-more-than-friendly.

“I was staying with my lesbian friend in the Bay Area a couple months ago and she took me to a sex party. Since I’m hetero through and through, and I didn’t think I’d be at all turned on. I just planned to hang out, eat some snacks, and watch the action. At first I felt a little awkward and creepy about it, but a couple cocktails cured me of any weirdness. Soon enough, I was entranced—and, to my complete surprise, horny AF. All of those beautiful naked female bodies! Some people paired off in corners, but I wanted in on the orgy. I had no idea what I was doing, but everyone was understanding and tender. At one point, two different blonde girls were sucking on my breasts while another fucked me with a dildo. I’ve never screamed harder than when I climaxed with all those women on the same mattress. It was ecstasy. Makes you wonder: Do we ever need penises?”

— Female, 24

4. High times on campus grounds.

“I went to my ten year college reunion on the back of a bitter breakup, on a mission to get laid. Of course, most of my classmates showed up with their significant others in tow. A bunch of ‘em even had a kid or two. So the options were limited. By Sunday morning I was convinced I’d struck out, but as I was exiting the bathroom in the auditorium after the Dean of Admissions gave his final good-bye speech, which was really a pitch for donations, this sexy brunette I didn’t recognize asked me for a light. When I told her I’d given up cigarettes, she winked and pointing to the joint between her fingers. So I said, ‘I’ve got matches,’ and led her to this grassy nook behind the school cafeteria where I’d smoked up with buddies dozens of times back in the day. We got stupid high together and fucked like a couple of campus squirrels in heat right there on the ground. It was the best sex I’d had since college, hands down. We’re actually dating now and our sex life is still great, but nothing compares to that first night.”

— Male, 31

5. The amateur adulteress at play.

“My husband insisted on binge watching The Affair a month ago and it affected us both. After five years of marriage and eight straight years of monogamy, we decided to give each other a pass to mess around outside the relationship. So when I found myself flirting back and forth with a ruggedly handsome older man at a coffee shop one recent weekend, I stepped right over the line with purpose. I actually said, ‘Let’s get out of here,’ like they do in the movies. After popping into a pharmacy for condoms, we booked  a room at a nearby hotel. We danced to jazz music and stripped, bit by bit, over the course of a song. Then he scooped me up into his arms, laid me down softly, and went down on me. I orgasmed more intensely than I had in years from oral sex. It was an out-of-body experience, I swear. I still have rug burn from kneeling to return the favor. I gave that dick my all. We never did use those condoms, but I’m sure they’ll come in handy the next time we meet up.”

— Female, 34 Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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