1. “I need my girlfriend’s pussy like I need a bacon egg and cheese sammy when I’m hungover. A lot of women are nervous about what they taste like, but for the most part they shouldn’t be. Truth is, if he doesn’t think your cunt’s delicious, he’s not that into you.”

— Steve, 25

2. “I love the way my girlfriend squirms when I perform oral sex on her. She’s not very vocal in bed, but she clenches the sheets, arches her back, and wriggles her lower half right before she orgasms that way. She speaks with her body, and it’s so satisfying to see her instincts in play—those automatic movements triggered by physical pleasure are the most rewarding feedback a man could ask for.”

— Elliot, 32

3. “After oral, my girlfriend is always so damn nice to me—and I don’t mean just because she reciprocates the sexual favor. She’ll get up out of bed and ask me, smiling, if I want anything else to eat, and she’s suddenly willing to compromise and watch whatever I want on Netflix. It’s awesome. I think that’s what I look forward to the most. Her clit’s like some kind of be-nice switch.”

— Benny, 30

4.“Going down on a woman is always a learning experience. You can’t rely on the same tricks to get the job done every time. You have to read her body’s every twitch and assess the situation in real time. I like the challenge. I’m like a walking Wikipedia entry for my girlfriend’s vagina, constantly updating the how-to-get-her-off section and editing out any bad information.”

— Raphael, 33

5. “What do I love most about licking the pink taco? Easy. The blowjob I get in return.”

— Corey, 24

6.“When we first started dating, my girlfriend of two years warned me that she wasn’t really into oral. I set out to change her mind, and I was successful. I’m the first and only man who’s ever made her orgasm with my tongue. I singlehandedly turned her into a cunnilingus fanatic. So whenever I’m down there, I feel pretty damn good about myself.”

— Lincoln, 27

7. “I would eat my girlfriend out every day of the week for the rest of my life just to hear her scream. We actually received a noise complaint from a neighbor down the hall last week. She was mortified. I was beaming with pride.”

— Frederick, 36

8. “The best part about going down on my new girlfriend is that she’s slightly ticklish. So in between moaning, once in a while she laughs out loud. It’s hilarious. I’ve never felt more intimate with a woman in bed. She’s what they call a keeper.”

— Omar, 28

9. “The woman I’m dating smells a little different almost every time I plant my face between her legs, but it’s always some kind of dessert-like aroma. Whenever we have plans to meet up, I find myself daydreaming about her pussy’s sweet smells. A hint of strawberry shortcake… vanilla ice cream…Chocolate mousse…”

— Seth, 33

10. “I can honestly say that pleasuring my fiancée orally is more satisfying than getting her to climax from intercourse. Why? It takes more work, so it feels like more of an accomplishment.”

— Davidson, 31

11. “My girlfriend finally stopped getting bikini waxes after I asked her for the one-thousandth time not to anymore. She’s a red head, and I wanted her to grow out her fire crotch because I think it’s hot. I love burying my face in her bush and getting down to the business of making her orgasm her face off.”

— Fernando, 26

12. “I’m a visual guy, so I appreciate any chance I get to stare at the intricacies of my girlfriend’s vagina. I love inspecting every fold of flesh and slurping it all up. I got a semi just now from talking about it.”

— Bill, 29