My Love Life Is Pretty Sad
“Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?”
Being Single For Most Of My 20s Has Been Pretty Awesome
I don’t know why I keep going out on dates because I really don’t even want a boyfriend (unless it’s you, Lukas and then “HI.”).
Women’s Words Vs. The Reality Of What They’re Saying
Reality: I need you to tell me that the awful, obnoxious way I was behaving was actually funny/cute/endearing.
Why I Cried Today
I wasn’t crying because I’m sad that she’s getting married first or anything ridiculous like that, I was crying because it was such a strong reminder that we aren’t kids anymore and never will be again.
Reasons Why Strangers Should Talk To Me
4. You have free tacos hidden in your coat and are passing them out.
Stuff I’ve Learned From Being A Total Screw Up
I screw up with relationships and I mess up at work. I get angry and say things I don’t mean to my friends or people I love.
What My PMS Would Sound Like If It Could Talk
I should eat an entire sleeve of saltines (and a brownie).
Let Bad Things Teach You Good Things
It’s so hard for me not to let what other people say about me define who I am.
20 Stages Of A Breakup (In GIFs)
First comes the saddy sad phase.
Why You Should Be Embracing Your Single Summers
It’s a big world and instead of sulking around missing someone, get out there on life’s big beach with your margarita in hand and enjoy the show.