An Anti, Anti-Smoking Message from John Waters
A sort of anti, anti-smoking message for moviegoers from a young John Waters: “Smoke anyway, it gives ushers jobs. And if people didn’t smoke, there would be no employment for the youth of today.” And on a related note, this 1986 Waters appearance on Letterman is recommended.
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He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.
Single people love to whine about being single.
1. Make friends with at least one bartender at each of your top 3 favorite bars.
To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.