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Matt Powers

I like writing funny things to make people laugh so they'll be my friend. Did you laugh? Do you want to be my friend?

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Why do I call on Feminists? Because according to a loophole, ISIS believes if a woman kills them, they wont go to heaven and receive 72 virgins, but rather will burn in hell for eternity.

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