Don’t Get Stoned And Read About Climate Change
I would’ve clicked away that instant…except for the fact that I was deeply, deeply stoned. So stoned my fingers twitched. So stoned I couldn’t feel my feet.
Why I’m Not Rooting For Team U.S.A. Today
The day we lose, we won’t be thinking of Next Time. We’ll be changing the channel and forgetting all about it. In our vast, vast galaxy of cheap-o entertainment, what’s a World Cup?