How Long-Distance Sort-Of Dating Works

Try not to gain weight; excess baggage is never a good thing. Try not to flirt with anyone, and try not to think about him flirting with anyone, and try not to keep tabs on who’s flirting with whom and who started it and why. Try not to be too disappointed when you log on to Facebook and that little green circle beside his name is MIA.

Five Really Long Sentences I Have Written About Myself In The Third Person

“It all seems rather silly now, how she took every little thing he ever said and did—every tiny bit of attention he ever paid her—and molded it into a great unspoken love, a bright splendid future filled with road trips and hotel rooms and dinner parties and kids and a sprawling garden and a pet pug and maybe even a bunny.”

When You Kiss A Stranger

When you kiss a stranger, he will ask for your permission to do so, and you will say yes and smile. Or, he will sneak up on you and catch you unaware, and you’ll contemplate pushing him away but eventually decide not to.