September 10, 2013

The 32 Most Creepy Online Dating Messages You Never Want To Receive

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For more shorts like this, check out Creepy Cupid. These messages are so creepy, they’ll make even Michael Koh weep.

1. Helluva segue.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

2. Keep looking and hopefully you find a clue eventually.
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3. Here’s to 6 more years of trial & error.
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4. I’ll take ‘WTF Is This Person Thinking?’ for $500, Alex.

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5. New levels of creepy & corny being reached with two simple words.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

6. Coal.
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7. “This may sound weird” for understatement of the year.
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8. Words are hard.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

9. Take 3. Annnd, ACTION! (Credit: Single Girl In Everybody’s Wedding World)
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

10. Just let me liberate you.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

11. Preparing yourself for rejection helps sometimes.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

12. Social skills be hella important.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

13. Who makes those, Little Debbie or Hostess?
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

14. Honesty is the best policy, or at least it was until this guy.
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15. His word was good for a total of 7 minutes.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

16. Bold predicktion.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

17. Just thought you should no.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

18. Stupid, creepy, rude question; brilliant response.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

19. HOW DID THAT LINE NOT WORK? (CREDIT: Single Girl In Everybody’s Wedding World)
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

20. Because she really wants the D-tails, right?
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

21. What’s your stereotype?
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22. Bi-Polar.Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

23. On my way over to murder you! LOL, JK!
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24. If only.
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25. That’s not how to court, Marshall.
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26. Writing is cathartic.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

27. So that wasn’t rhetorical then?
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28. Want to?
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29. #Poetry.
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30. Reject me once, retaliate viciously.
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31. Unicorn teeth.
Incredibly Rude, Obnoxious, Ridiculous Messages That'll Make You Not Want To Do Online Dating

32. Mmm, catfish, although the visual of that description really kills an appetite.
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