November 5, 2013

If You Want A Blowjob, Wash Your Damn Dicks

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What is the issue?

This is an urgent message to ya’ll men. This boy told me to tell ya’ll, ya’ll need to wash under ya’ll damn nuts, and all around ya’ll damn nuts. Even if you do not get penetrated and have anal seks, then you still have an obligation to lift yo’ nut sack UP and go all underneath the crack, around the back of ya’ll nuts. And then all around the dick, too. They say the dick be stankin, especially if you got that foreskin around ya’ll dick. They said ya’ll don’t be pulling that dick back to get all that grease and backed up funk and shit caked all around ya’ll dick!

Guys love getting head but not everybody likes doing it. Some say its too subservient, others just don’t like it. But have you ever gone down on a guy and as soon as you reached the nether region all you got was a big whiff of dirty dick funk? SERIOUSLY right now? There is no excuse for having a funky dick! A person is about to put their mouth on your penis and their face in your pubes for 5 to 45 minutes. Be hospitable! Treat them to a comfy, pleasant experience. I’ve never been confronted with dirty dick syndrome myself but apparently it’s enough of a thing that Miss Ask Alexyss herself had to make a Youtube video reminding guys everywhere to wash their damn dicks. And when Ask Alexyss has to come for you, oh you know it’s bad.

Consider yourselves warned, blowjob seekers! TC mark

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