20 Things Guys Can Do To Become Instantly More Attractive
Walk like you are wearing a cape.
It helps if you don’t cross your arms and keep your hands out of your pockets (at least not both at the same time). Definitely don’t put both hands in the same pocket.
Confidence goes a long way. Even if it doesn’t come naturally – fake it ’til you make it!
I held the door open for a female once and didn’t even get a blowjob in return.
Stand next to less-attractive guys. :3
Roll up your sleeves, women love that shit.
Lets talk about video games. I’d like to say, primarily, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ENJOYING AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. They are awesome and if that’s your thing GO FOR IT. But don’t let it consume you. If I walk into your home and it looks like a drone plane command center and there is no art on the walls, I get worried.
Don’t wear a fedora.
Throw out all your white socks. Replace with black socks.
If you have a big donk wear tight jeans so the ladies can see the outline.
When you pee, aim for the middle of the toilet bowl to maximize loudness and assert dominance.
Never wear sweatpants if you aren’t exercising. When I stopped wearing sweatpants and running shoes, I almost immediately started getting more attention.
A tight speedo. Preferably one with an Animal print.
Raise yo kids, raise yo kids, raise yo goddamn kids.
Trim your nose hairs.
Expert mode: become a lawyer.
No chick wants dirty finger nails down there. thats how you get a UTI.
Be interested in the lives of others. Ask people questions, find out about them and actually care about the answers. Be able to hold a conversation so you can both discuss each other’s opinions, lives, hobbies and actually have an interesting talk. Improving your conversational skills is a good thing in general. Have you own opinions and be open to discussion. Nothing better than intellectual debate.
Pluck your unibrow! Don’t go crazy shaping, but plucking a little helps :)
B.O. is bad. Excessive Axe / Lynx is almost as bad.
And I would just add going for a run without a shirt and then just kind of roaming around through society without a shirt. People will be taking notice.
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Perhaps time isn’t really on our side and maybe, just maybe, I didn’t really have an impact on your everyday life like how you were able to affect mine. But I’m thankful that, even for a while, I became a part of your routine.
Elephant Graveyard For All Your Embarrassing 15-Year-Old Emotions, Expressed In Fall Out Boy Lyrics
So, to all the spurned girlfriends out there, I’m sorry.
2. Your body will no longer be able to handle the vicious rise, rage, repeat cycle you put it through during the first couple of years in college.