20 Things Guys Can Do To Become Instantly More Attractive
Walk like you are wearing a cape.
It helps if you don’t cross your arms and keep your hands out of your pockets (at least not both at the same time). Definitely don’t put both hands in the same pocket.
Confidence goes a long way. Even if it doesn’t come naturally – fake it ’til you make it!
I held the door open for a female once and didn’t even get a blowjob in return.
Stand next to less-attractive guys. :3
Roll up your sleeves, women love that shit.
Lets talk about video games. I’d like to say, primarily, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ENJOYING AND PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. They are awesome and if that’s your thing GO FOR IT. But don’t let it consume you. If I walk into your home and it looks like a drone plane command center and there is no art on the walls, I get worried.
Don’t wear a fedora.
Throw out all your white socks. Replace with black socks.
If you have a big donk wear tight jeans so the ladies can see the outline.
When you pee, aim for the middle of the toilet bowl to maximize loudness and assert dominance.
Never wear sweatpants if you aren’t exercising. When I stopped wearing sweatpants and running shoes, I almost immediately started getting more attention.
A tight speedo. Preferably one with an Animal print.
Raise yo kids, raise yo kids, raise yo goddamn kids.
Trim your nose hairs.
Expert mode: become a lawyer.
No chick wants dirty finger nails down there. thats how you get a UTI.
Be interested in the lives of others. Ask people questions, find out about them and actually care about the answers. Be able to hold a conversation so you can both discuss each other’s opinions, lives, hobbies and actually have an interesting talk. Improving your conversational skills is a good thing in general. Have you own opinions and be open to discussion. Nothing better than intellectual debate.
Pluck your unibrow! Don’t go crazy shaping, but plucking a little helps :)
B.O. is bad. Excessive Axe / Lynx is almost as bad.
And I would just add going for a run without a shirt and then just kind of roaming around through society without a shirt. People will be taking notice.
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“Has anyone ever told you that you kind of look like Mr. Squidward from SpongeBob Squarepants? Only when you squint and make that face — the one I really hate.”
We neglect that we are one, an entity.
I may not be with anyone, but I’ve got enough self-respect to know that I deserve someone who values me. I don’t deserve someone that treats me so appallingly, and neither does she.
For three seasons we’ve laughed and cringed while watching the story of a man and a dog. As any fan of Wilfred knows, this isn’t your typical dog and this definitely isn’t your typical story