High Fashion Bag

You roll your eyes at people carrying a Tory Burch/Kate Spade/Coach/etc purse because you know it’s for amateurs who know nothing about fashion and that stuff’s not really so that’s why you only “do” high end bags by people with “foreign” names like Givenchy, Balenciaga, Yves Saint Laurent, Alexander Wang and Prada. Your teeth are really white and you live in a big city and are either a girl or a fabulous gay bro but in either case the high fashion bag is not carried by hand but rather in the crevice of the arm just dangling there so you have the flexibility to fire off dozens of important text messages and emails while you zoom through the city wearing sunglasses. You probably have a lot of credit card debt but nobody can tell because you look so fabulous.