We Do Not Want Our Children Singing To Nicki Minaj, Apparently
When this little dude’s mommy told him he couldn’t sing that Nicki Minaj song “Starships,” he totally boo hoo’d about it. Why couldn’t he sing to it? Because the song has a couple potty mouth words in it? Well, whatever. Kids should be allowed to curse if you ask me — let’s teach those suckers while they’re young! Concerned about her son’s well-being, Mom did what any loving, protective parent would do: she made a YouTube video about it! Ellen DeGeneres, who loves viral YouTube stars, saw the adorable clip and brought Dustin on her show where he was allowed to sing the (clean) version of “Starships” for all of America. Behold: the next Justin Bieber is in front of our very eyes.
I wish to God I’d had a list like this when I was 23.
Answer phones better than anyone else has answered phones before. Relay messages so brilliant, they bring people to tears. Turn the coffee run into the choreography of Swan Lake. Become best friends with every intern and every underling and every taxi driver you encounter.
By Ella Ceron
I remember taking the pen and notebook from that woman outside the courtroom, flipping to a clean page in the book, and writing, JESSICA IS SAD in big, bold, uncoordinated letters. “My sister is going to be a good writer someday! Look at how nice her lines are!”
To begin, I got totally screwed over in the dental genes department. I was born with a pretty severe overbite and a mouth that was too small.