I Thought I Got The Deal Of A Lifetime When I Bought My First-Ever Home… Until I Started Digging In The Backyard
“Find them buried in the backyard. Immortality awaits us.”
“Find them buried in the backyard. Immortality awaits us.”
You can have all sorts of ideas about how your ideal partner should be but the truth is when you find your person, the person that compliments your life and fulfills you in ways no one else can, you ease up on those strict standards you thought you once had about love and dating.
I gave my consent. I was sober. I came over late. I kissed him back. He undid my zipper. I did not stop him.
(1) My wish for you this year is that you have lots of laughter.
There are hundreds of different code words that people have used throughout the past few centuries to refer to sex. Here are some euphemisms for sexual intercourse that will make you laugh aloud:
Anxiety is a battle between your mind and your mind, literally.
Whether you’re going out in style or keeping it a little bit lower key, here are a few songs to help capture and channel the NYE experience:
Your fetish is your fetish, and the last thing I want to do is make fun of people for what turns them on.