Luke Hartwick

Here’s something I don’t advertise on my SitterCity profile: I hate children. But I do love video games and easy money, so that makes for a pretty smooth operation when it comes to taking care of other people’s kids for a few hours.

I have to confess, I love those shows on television about buying storage units and hunting through antiques, looking for something valuable. I’ve always had a fascination with old things and it seems like a relatively easy way to make some extra money. I imagined it must be almost like a treasure hunt. I imagined wrong.

Property of San Quentin State Prison.

Tiffany was four months pregnant before we scheduled an ultrasound to find out the gender of our baby.

This was something else, but I had no idea what.

To have a bad trip on Shrooms is to sentence your psyche to the electric chair.