9. I thought that me transferring my ‘seed’ to the woman would hurt like shit since I thought it was basically a watermelon seed.
“That me transferring my ‘seed’ to the woman would hurt like shit since I thought it was basically a watermelon seed.”
10. I thought that semen would have the consistency like the frosting you put on a toaster strudel.
“I thought that semen would have the consistency like the frosting you put on a toaster strudel. I also thought that sex always took place under the covers just like the Sims.”
11. I thought the balls were like part of the penis, as if small ping pong balls were inside of it.
“It was more of the male anatomy. I recall in 5th grade learning that boys’ ‘balls dropped’ at puberty. For whatever reason, I thought the balls were like part of the penis, as if small ping pong balls were inside of it.”
12. I thought there was a button in the vagina that got you pregnant.
“I once overheard my sister and her friends talking about sex and how the penis went inside the vagina and that’s how babies were made. Had no idea what ejaculation was. So I thought there was a button in the vagina that got you pregnant. Was very scared to masturbate, I thought I’d get myself pregnant via the button in my vagina.”
13. “I thought sex was illegal because I watched a rapper’s music video where he talked about fucking bitches and going to jail.
“I thought sex was illegal because I watched a rapper’s music video where he talked about fucking bitches and going to jail.”
14. I thought women were impregnated by dick sweat.
“Women were impregnated by dick sweat.”
15. I thought both parties take off their shirts and their nipples connected.
“I thought both parties take off their shirts and their nipples connected.”
16. I thought that if I masturbated my hand would eat my dick in the afterlife.
“That if I masturbated my hand would eat my dick in the afterlife.”
17. I thought an aroused woman’s vagina would make a suckling sound similar to a baby sucking on a bottle.
“I incorrectly believed that if a woman was sexually aroused enough, that her vagina would make a suckling sound similar to a baby sucking on a bottle.”
18. I believed a man’s pubic hair covered the ENTIRE PENIS, SHAFT TO HEAD.
“I believed a man’s pubic hair covered the ENTIRE PENIS, SHAFT TO HEAD.”
