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December 23, 2016

82 People Confess The CRAZY Misconceptions They Had About Sex When They Were Kids

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Illustration by Daniellla Urdinlaiz
Illustration by Daniellla Urdinlaiz
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1. I thought condoms were a piece of candy you ate so you didn’t get pregnant.

“Thought condoms were a piece of candy you ate so you didn’t get pregnant. Looked like candy in a wrapper to me.”

Rockschool2012


2. I thought babies were born when women ‘wore’ condoms on their nipples.

“That babies were born when women ‘wore’ condoms on their nipples.”

midnightschild


3. I thought sex was a man and a woman going to the bathroom together.

“I thought sex was a man and a woman going to the bathroom together…that’s it.”

vTheCurrentEvent


4. I thought when you came, white tadpole-size sperm would come out of your penis and flap around like fish on the floor and died.

“That when you came, white tadpole-size sperm would come out of your penis and flap around like fish on the floor and died. And that you could only come if you put your penis in a vagina.”

YoungHeartsAmerica


5. I thought that vaginas were tiny asses.

“I thought that vaginas were tiny asses. literally.”

Sheikh_Shaker


6. I thought babies were made when the man came into a cup and the woman drank it and it tasted like blueberries.

“I thought ‘sex’ referred to showing your junk to each other. And babies were made when the man came into a cup and the woman drank it and it tasted like blueberries. I was seven.”

scienceisanart


7. I thought you were supposed to take a sword and stab a woman in the belly button.

“I thought you were supposed to take a sword and stab a woman in the belly button. Glad I didn’t try doing that.”

MCNsAreStupid


8. I believed that ‘eating out’ consisted of eating a fruit that grew down there.

“I believed that ‘eating out’ consisted of eating a fruit that grew down there.”

ieatgodsdoodie