November 21, 2016

33 Guys Recall The Moment They First Realized They Were Straight

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1. I was 6 and I stole a Victoria’s Secret magazine from my mother.

“I think I was 6 and I stole a Victoria’s Secret magazine from my mother, and got hard while hiding under my sheets looking at it.”

TurboBari


2. Four years old, Vanna White.

“Four years old, Vanna White.”

CarelessCogitation


3. Jessica Rabbit.

“Jessica Rabbit.”

Shaq__Fu


4. I was 7 and I saw Slave Leia in Return of The Jedi for the first time.

“I was 7 and I saw Slave Leia in Return of The Jedi for the first time.”

LazyNotTalented


5. I found a copy of Playboy my dad had hidden somewhere.

“When I was six, I found a copy of Playboy my dad had hidden somewhere. I didn’t know why I liked what I saw, but I knew I did.”

mwatwe01


6. Kimberly the pink Power Ranger in preschool.

“Kimberly the pink Power Ranger in preschool.”

mista0sparkle


7. A cute girl in my 4th grade class made my heart go pitter-patter.

“A cute girl in my 4th grade class made my heart go pitter-patter.”

DystopianFutureGuy


8. I saw a picture of a vagina in a Hustler magazine.

“I saw a picture of a vagina in a Hustler magazine in middle school and I thought ‘Well that’s just all right.’”

DustyGrandpaJizz


9. Girls jumping on trampolines.

“Girls jumping on trampolines proved it for me.”

nonangryblackguy


10. I saw a commercial for a movie that had a woman doing a sexy dance and unbuttoning her blouse.

“When I was quite young, I saw a commercial for a movie that had a woman doing a sexy dance and unbuttoning her blouse. The commercial, of course, cut away before it got to anything good, but I distinctly remember wanting to see exactly how that dance ended.”

LeodFitz


11. I was like 8 or 9 at the beach, and this tall, dark-haired woman came out of the water.

“I was like 8 or 9 at the beach, and this tall, dark-haired woman came out of the water. Pubic hairs were hanging out of her bikini, which I guess bunched up from waves. I immediately lay down on my stomach on a towel to hide my boner.”

Theres_A_FAP_4_That


12. I was 10 and saw one of those Girls Gone Wild commercials.

“I was 10 and saw one of those Girls Gone Wild commercials on Comedy Central and my dick got hard.”

BrySigh


13. I dropped my crayon under the table and went to get it.

“When I was in kindergarten, I was coloring across from my friend. I dropped my crayon under the table and went to get it. While under the table I happened to glance upwards. My friend was wearing a skirt that day. I couldn’t see anything good honestly, she was wearing white stockings, but I felt a rush all the same. I didn’t know what sexual excitation was but I know I just felt good. I must’ve dropped my crayon 7 or 8 times that day. I’m 32 and still remember that moment.”

HipHopScientist


14. I stuck my hand down her shirt grabbed a boob and yelled ‘BUBBLES!’

“I was 4 and my babysitter who was maybe 25 picked me and I stuck my hand down her shirt grabbed a boob and yelled ‘BUBBLES!’ From that moment on I’ve been a boob man and I’ve never looked back.”

Keeves27


15. Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman.

“Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman. I loved that show as a 6-9 year old. Whenever a gay person says they knew they were gay since they were 5 or 6, I believe them, because good god, did I love me some Wonder Woman at that same age.”

Uggy


16. Watching Shakira’s music videos.

“Watching Shakira’s music videos. ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ was good, but ‘She Wolf’ made my willy grow exponentially.”

TheReal00747


17. I wanted her to catch me.

“When a 5th-grade classmate showed she liked me by chasing me around the room…and I found myself slowing down because I wanted her to catch me.”

MyNSFWside


18. I saw the video for Paula Abdul’s ‘Cold Hearted Snake.’

“When I saw the video for Paula Abdul’s ‘Cold Hearted Snake.’”

reddituser902


19. I would steal my mom’s JC Penney catalogues to look at the lingerie section.

“When I would steal my mom’s JC Penney catalogues to look at the lingerie section. I loved it and I had no idea why. I was like 8. Also in kindergarten there was a girl I always sat on the carpet next to and we held hands every day.”

Expert__Witness


20. Winnie Cooper.

“Two words: ‘Winnie Cooper.’”

iteotwawki


21. Cheerleaders did this gyrating hip-roll dance move.

“Sixth-grade pep rally. Cheerleaders did this gyrating hip-roll dance move. I like to think my life began in that moment.”

asomatognosiac


22. Watching Hercules when I was younger and having my prepubescent penis get hard whenever Meg came on.

“Watching Hercules when I was younger and having my prepubescent penis get hard whenever Meg came on. Also in 5th grade, we had a pool party and a couple of girls showed up in bikinis and I was all like, ‘Hey, me likey!’”

Realshoebox


23. ‘I don’t think those are the balloons he wants.’

“Hooters. Uncle took me. I asked for a balloon and my uncle told the girl, ‘I don’t think those are the balloons he wants’ because I was staring so hard.”

Unicorncuddletime


24. I found an erotic novel in a box of books in a closet.

“I was around 9 years old. I found an erotic novel in a box of books in a closet. I started reading it. I got a boner and started tugging it when the hero of the story got to fucking his beautiful young teacher. Later in the story, some dude knelt down and started sucking him off. I skipped those parts. It wasn’t out of homophobia. I was only 9. And nobody was watching me, so if I was gay, I probably would have skipped everything but those gay parts. I just really was only interested in the dude banging women.”

thudly


25. Britney Spears’s ‘Hit me baby one more time’ video got 2nd-grade me hard every time.

“Had my first crush in like kindergarten. Then whenever Britney Spears got big, the ‘Hit me baby one more time’ video got 2nd-grade me hard every time. In fact, it still does to this day.”

Bobcat2013


26. It was cold and I remember this older girl was taking care of me and wrapping me in a blanket and hugging me.

“When I was like 4 or 5, my family and some friends of theirs went to a concert outside. It was cold and I remember this older girl was taking care of me and wrapping me in a blanket and hugging me. It was a sweet moment, not so sexual like some of the other comments. After that, I had developed a ‘crush’ on her. A very early memory.”

DangerWildpants


27. Pamela Anderson on 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.

“Wow she so hot and sexy! Pamela Anderson on 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain.”

Madaramadara


28. Lying on my back with a stack of maybe 100 hot women lying on top of me.

“My earliest memory was of a vivid dream when I was about 4 years old. In the dream I was in a massive all-white space, lying on my back with a stack of maybe 100 hot women lying on top of me, I would bang the woman closed to me then she would climb to the top of the stack. And I would repeat the process. It was really vivid and I remember the women were of various skin color and hair type. TL/DR: I had an all women orgy dream when I was 4.”

Mrhiimdarragh


29. Her boobs would press against her shirt.

“There was this girl in middle school who would always stretch her back against the chair during music class. Her boobs would press against her shirt. I would check her out Every time. Middle school memories.”

Rollec


30. An Ice Queen would arrive on a white chariot drawn by white horses….

“I used to have a recurring dream when I was very young where I’d find myself ‘coming to’ in a deep, pillowy snow bank in the middle of a magical wintry storm in the far North.

An Ice Queen would arrive on a white chariot drawn by white horses and scoop me up and take me back to her wintry palace, where she would lay me in a sumptuously comfortable warm bed covered in down quilts.

She would hold me against her ample bosom, and I, being too young to comprehend what sexuality was, and the exquisite feast of the senses it would mature into as I entered the formative years of puberty, would burrow deep into her warm, soft, enormous bosom and feel complete contentment.

Later, when I discovered the wonders of masturbation, and then the even greater wonders of coitus, I would think back to my early childhood dreams of this loving Ice Queen with kindness that I was such a baller little kid.”

WanderingBard


31. I was in middle school and a girl I liked bent over and I saw a tit.

“When I was in middle school and a girl I liked bent over and I saw a tit….I almost busted a hole through my jeans.”

TerrenceTax


32. 6th grade, saw a low-budget porn with some chick getting nailed doggy-style.

“6th grade, saw a low-budget porn with some chick getting nailed doggy-style. My brain and dick were in agreement, that was awesome.”

Climaximis


33. I noticed I could see her reflection, and our eyes met.

“I remember riding the bus home in 4th grade, there was this really pretty girl from my class sitting in the seat in front of me. As I was looking out the window I noticed I could see her reflection, and our eyes met. I blushed hardcore and I could see her do a kinda shy little smile. The rest of the ride we kept making this awkward eye contact. It was quite the steamy moment for 10-year-old me ;). First time I remember really having that rush of excitement of being attracted to someone.”

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