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August 3, 2016

41 Men Confess The Sexual Questions They’re Dying To Ask Women (But Are Afraid To)

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1. What does it feel like to have boobs?

“What does it feel like to have boobs?”


2. Does having a pussy feel like warm banana pudding?

“Does having a pussy feel like warm banana pudding?”


3. Do you like the idea of two dudes having sex?

“Do you like gay sex? Like two dudes going at it? I’m kinda turned on by the idea of making out with another man if I can see a girl getting off of it. Like… I’d love to see her push our heads together.”


4. How the hell do you do a blowjob without biting the dick off?

“How the hell do you do a blowjob without biting the dick off?”


5. Do you really like to give blowjobs?

“Do you really like to give blowjobs?”


6. Cut or uncut?”

“Cut or uncut?”


7. What does your vagina smell like on a hot day?

“What does vagina smell like, especially on a hot day???”


8. Do you think your vagina looks weird?

“I have heard quite a few girls say that they think their vagina looks weird. I have never once heard a guy say his penis looks weird. Is this just a common thing among girls? Frankly I have never seen a well-taken-care-of pussy I wouldn’t fuck.”


9. How hard can you squeeze a boob before it really starts to hurt?

“How hard can you squeeze a boob before it really starts to hurt? I am always afraid of hurting my girlfriend by squeezing too hard.”


10. Do you girls compare boobs?

“How common is it to compare breasts with friends?”


11. Where the hell is your G-spot?

“Where is your G-spot and why can’t I find it?”


12. Do you match your bra and your panty?

“Do you match your bra and your panty? Because if I was a woman, I wouldn’t, it seems fucking pointless.”


13. Are you disgusted by your vagina?

“Why do some women seem so disgusted by their own vaginas? I’ve been with a few women that don’t want to have anything to do with their own. Perfectly normal, good looking vaginas too.”


14. Do you fantasize about sleeping with your guy friends?

“Most guys I know, including myself, have thought about banging their female friends at least once…probably multiple occasions, especially if you see them looking extra attractive. Even the more ‘average’ ones have some really attractive features, and that is enough to set the imagination gears in motion. We don’t really let it change how we feel about you—I can want to be your friend, but still imagining some crazy scenario where we go at it. Do girls do the same thing? Do you ever imagine sleeping with guys you are friends with, even if you would never actually date them (like I do with my female friends)?”


15. What turns you on?

“What usually turns you on? And how did you get to discover it?”


16. What’s the highest number of orgasms you’ve had in a single masturbation session?

“What’s the largest number of successive orgasms you’ve had in a single masturbation session? Also how many does an average session contain? I know it’s a bit specific, but I marvel at the fact that women don’t have to recharge; it makes sense but is still cool.”


17. If you can’t cum, is sex still satisfying for you?

“Mine is for women with a psychological block to having assisted orgasms (not self induced) that are still hornballs. Is sex still super satisfying?

I’ll add that I’ve met a few that said this that I found were absolutely capable it just took lots and lots of foreplay but my wife is one of 2 that I’ve ever met that were legit incapable. The other was completely uninterested most of the time but my wife is pretty consistently ready to go.

There have been like 2 times in the past few years that she like almost had one (or started to) and freaked the fuck out for a sec and had to calm down before we could resume.”


18. Do you get bad swamp cooch?”

“Do you get bad swamp cooch?”


19. How hot do we have to be before you care about our personality?

“On a scale of 1-10, how attractive do we have to be to obtain your interest in our personalities??”


20. Have you ever farted during sex and then blamed it on a queef?

“Have you ever farted during sex and then blamed it on a queef?”


21. Do you get wet when an attractive guy looks at you a certain way?

“Do you get wet when an attractive guy looks at you a certain way?”


22. Do I just suck at cunnilingus?

“When I’m going down on a girl, she always seems to lean back and not say much. When she goes down on me I feel like my body flexes and relaxes and I want to thrust my hips. So is cunnilingus more relaxing and it’s a more melty reaction or do I just suck at this?”


23. Do you ever feel ashamed after masturbating?

“Do y’all get the post-wank shame like guys do? I mean after I bust from choking the chicken I’m like Bruce Banner when he turns back from the hulk, naked confused and wondering what just happened.”


24. What are your thoughts on threesomes?

“What are your thoughts on threesomes?”


25. Do you get turned on by gay porn?

“If some men get turned on by lesbian porn, do some women get turned on by gay porn?”


26. Do you play with your boobs?

“Do you play with your boobs?”


27. What’s the lady equivalent to a boner?

“What’s the lady equivalent to a boner? And not biologically. I mean, what can happen to a woman in terms of arousal that might make her a little embarrassed if called to the board to solve a math problem or something…I guess nipples? Right? Or getting really…wet?”


28. Does a man in uniform really turn you on?

“Does a man in uniform really turn you on? Like you seem some guy in his army dress blues or his army camos and just like hot damn.”


29. Is it okay to have a bent dick?

“Is it okay to have a bent dick? Not a little but a 10 degrees angle?”


30. What or who do y’all think about when masturbating?

“What or who do y’all think about when masturbating?”


31. Do you feel an orgasm when you squirt?

“Do you feel an orgasm when you squirt? Or is it more like a relief like finally it’s out there?”


32. What does tit-fucking feel like on your end?

“Is tit-fucking something you enjoy or do you do it strictly because your man enjoys it? Does it feel good, hurt, or kinda nothing?”


33. Is it OK for me to grab your head while you’re blowing me?

“When you are giving head to a dude, is it alright for them to like control your head? Like grabbing the whole head and pushing your head back and fourth. If yes, to what extent? Also are you y’all cool with receiving scalp massages while giving head.”


34. Can you feel the sperm inside you?

“Can you feel the sperm inside you?”


35. Do you experience ‘blue walls’?

“Do you experience ‘blue walls’? Does it hurt like when guys get it?”


36. What do you think about pegging?

“What do you think about pegging? Would you be turned off if your SO asked about you plowing his B-hole with a strap on? If your SO were to bring up the idea what would your preferred way of him doing so be? Would you automatically assume he’s gay?”


37. What do you think about black dudes?

“What do you think about black dudes? Socially? Sexually?”


38. How do you feel about guys playing with your boobs?

“How do you feel about guys playing with your boobs? Are there notable sensations or is it just like a massage? Is it something you want or it’s just for the guys enjoyment?”


39. How do you feel about taking a guy’s virginity?

“How do you feel about taking a guy’s virginity?”


40. Do you like when a guy cums inside you?

“Do you like the guy finishing inside or is it more of a cleanup job burden that you accept?”


41. So many questions…

“OK, girls, I have several questions are you prepared?

1. Is it the dick sucking you enjoy or is rather the noise that comes from oral stimulation? Sorta like how some guys like the noise ladies make from going down on them?

2. Circumcised or Uncircumcised?

3. What is the you favorite position? or at least one that gets you to orgasm?

4. A man who cooks?

5. Favorite porn genre?

6. Have you ever met a guy who is just completely fucking oblivious?

7. Sex anxiety? is that a thing for some ladies as it is for some fellas?

8. What’s the longest sex session (that that was a little cringy) you have had with a partner?

9. Threesomes?

10. Do some of you watch gay porn as we watch lesbians (hentai yaoi/yuri is not excluded)?
Bonus question: DO YOU FUCKING LOVE BARBEQUE CHIPS?!?!” TC mark