6. Secretly tortured our 3yo son by locking him in the closet so she could go to Kmart to fuck random guys.

Secretly tortured our 3yo son by locking him in the closet so she could go to Kmart to fuck random guys. Long story short I now have full custody and he’s in therapy as a happy 6yo with next to no real memory of that time.

7. Told me she had brain cancer.

Told me she had brain cancer. Constantly was calling me crying telling me how she wasn’t sure if she was going to live or not and all these surgeries she was having. Come to hear from her sister 6 months later none of any of that had happened

8. Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks!

Mailed poop to me EVERY DAY for 3 weeks! We were only dating for less than 2 weeks

9. She started sending huge bouquets to herself at work but having the cards signed with my name.

She started sending huge bouquets to herself at work but having the cards signed with my name. Apparently she didn’t want her coworkers to know that we had split. This was before she lied to me about being pregnant and intending to keep it. Got myself a restraining order and won in court when she contested the order.

That breakup was pretty crazy but the most disturbing part was the flowers.