Panties would hit the floor.
Well, hello there hot stuff!
4. “I’ve had an exhausting but rewarding day taking care of orphaned puppies at the local animal shelter.”
I want you. Now.
You had me at cake.
6. “Yes, sir.”
Yup, turns me on every time.
I’m so fucking sick of shoveling snow. I would honest-to-God happily trade all kinds of freaky sex for the service. You know how guys look at a hot chick in cutoff shorts washing a car? That’s how I’d look at an average guy in a hat with earflaps and carrying a shovel.
If a girl said that to me I’d be thinking wife material ha-ha.
Wins a BJ every time…
11. “Although Kafka’s stories suggest hopelessness, the fact that he draws attention to the problem of meaninglessness is itself meaningful, and gives me hope.”
I would be wet by the end of that sentence. In fact….excuse me.
12. “I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.”
Oh god take me now.
13. “Why yes, I WOULD love to rub your back and watch you play WoW for two hours while you drink coffee and eat bacon.”
Get. Up. In. There.
14. “Hey, wanna watch cartoons while we cuddle? I’ve also got a dog/puppy/cat/goat that’s really sweet.”
I love cute animals and cartoons, what can I say?
I know, it’s vain, cheesy…works every time.
My boner heat would dissolve my pants.
Something about a chick who works on cars is so hot.
Add in vacuuming and I’d be nude within seconds.