27 People Explain Why They Walked Out In The Middle Of A Date

26. He told me he was “SOOOO CROSSFADED.”

I walked out in the middle of a date. Normally I tough those fuckers out because I don’t like to pass judgment too quickly. But this asshole asked me to hold his weed (I’m not anti-weed, I smoke from time to time, it’s just I hardly knew him) just in case he got searched at this shitty ass show he made me go to. I told him no, and to just hide it in his waistband. 45 min later he comes back high as a fuckin kite, and confesses that he’s “SOOOO CROSSFADED” (*a term to describe being high and drunk for those who don’t know…)

I had my friend call me and bail me out. She came and got me and I got the hell away from him. Prick.

27. She was unhappy the sky wasn’t the right shade of blue.

It was the moment she said she was unhappy the sky wasn’t the right shade of blue. This came after a string of irrelevant complaints. Her drink was at a capacity she could enjoy it. I had bought her some perfume about a month earlier and she then told me on that date that the bottle wasn’t the right shape. But after the sky comment I got up, left some money for my drink on the table and walked away. Never looked back. Can’t be doing with people moaning about things that aren’t even problems. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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