19. Red Flag Stage 5 Clinger Alert!!!
Went on a date with a girl I met online. We went to a county bar and it just so happened to be her birthday. She went with a few friends and I met them and they said we could have some 1-on-1 time to get to know each other. We picked out a booth in the corner of the bar and started talking. The ENTIRE time she had this sad depressed look on her face when she kept telling me she was fine. Finally about 30 minutes into forced conversation she starts crying. I asked again if everything was OK and she said she was fine she just gets emotional when she drinks. Her friends come to check on her and start giving me some shit asking what I did. She doesn’t tell them anything just keeps crying. I look like an asshole now and she said she needed to go to the bathroom to clean up. I close my tab and walk out of there as fast as I can. She text me asking where I went. I don’t respond. She then sends a novel of text to me saying how crazy she is and NEEDS someone to help her and that she will fuck me tonight if I come back. RED FLAG stage 5 clinger alert!!!
20. He told me, “I know you’re easy.”
Went on a single date with a guy recently. He had been extremely nice, seemed smart and funny, I thought it would be a good thing.
When he showed up to pick me up he brought takeout and said he thought a movie night might be better. Honestly I was pretty fucking okay with this… But then when he came in he basically tried to get into my bedroom within the first ten seconds, and when I said no he goes, “Oh, c’mon, I’ve seen the stuff you used to post I know you’re easy!” I kicked him out, told him never to speak to me again, and am pretty much done dating for a while.
21. She had breath like Shrek’s swamp.
Yes. She had terrible breath. Like what you imagine Shrek’s swamp smells like.
22. He stuck his finger in my vagina, so I called the police.
He stuck his finger in my vagina. I went home. Police were called. Charges filed. Worst date ever.
