8. He tried slipping his hand up my skirt.
He was a nice guy, the date was going fine. Till half way through the movie, he tried to slip his hand up my skirt. Hadn’t even gotten to first base, tried skipping all the way to third. I got up, told him I was leaving, and he followed me out to the lobby, screaming at me for being a tease and a prude. Security stopped him and told him he needed to leave me alone or they’d call the police on him. Then one of the men working security asked how I was getting home. When I told him I had to walk, he convinced the theater manager to let someone drive me home. It all ended well, but the idiot was surprised that I said ‘no’ to a second date.
9. Mama’s boy.
He brought his mother.
10. I noped the fuck out of there.
Went on a date with a girl who freaked out on me in the car when I was describing my life in the state I had just moved from, screaming at me at one point that if I liked it so much that I should move back there. I sucked it up and went into the restaurant with her anyway. She proceeded to pound shots of tequila and ordered one of the most expensive items on the menu. I excused myself to the bathroom, noped the fuck out of there, and unplugged my phone from the wall while I went to watch Cowboy Bebop.
