1.

“You’re a 9/10, and I’m the 1 you need.”

2.

(Summon a girl over with a finger gesture) “I made you come with one finger—imagine what I could do with my whole fist!”

3.

“Could I be a gentleman and push in your stool?”

4.

“Are you a single mom?”

“No.”

“Would you like to be?”

5.

“Did we have a class together in college? Cause I could swear we had some chemistry together.”

6.

“I love you five ever, because forever just isn’t enough.”

7.

”I want to wear your thighs as earmuffs.”

8.

“Come sit in my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that comes up.”

9.

“Baby, I put the STD is ‘stud’—all I need is ‘U.’”

10.

• “You must be a vacuum, ’cause you take my breath away.”

• “Is your dad in prison? Because if I was your dad, I’d be in prison.”

• “My dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?”

• “If I had 4 quarters to give to the 4 prettiest girls in the world, you would have a dollar.”

• “Hey, girl, feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

• “Are you a beaver? Cuz dam.”

• “Just because there’s a goalie doesn’t mean you can’t score!”

• “Are you the Gulf of Mexico? Because I wanna drill you & make a huge mess.”

• “On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? North Korea.”

11.

“My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.”

12.

“Do you know karate? Cuz your body is kicking!”

13.

“The word of the day is ‘legs.’ Now let’s go back to my place and spread the word.”

14.

“You remind me of a trophy bass; I’m not sure if I’d rather mount you or eat you.”

15.

“Do you have some Norwegian in you? No?? Would you like some?”

16.

“Are you from Tennessee? ‘Coz you’re the only ten I see.”

17.

“Are you religious? Coz you’re the answer to my prayers.”

18.

“I may not be a weatherman but you’re gonna get more than a few inches tonight.”

19.

“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.”

20.

“The best part about being drunk is there’s two of you.”

21.

“I’m no Fred Flintstone but I’ll make your bed rock.”