Jimmy Fallon Does Charlie Sheen Excellently
Jimmy Fallon is getting to be an impressive late-night fixture. His Neil Young covers of non-Neil Young songs are spot-on, and his impromptu old school rap duo with Gwyneth Paltrow (Shazzazz) made old GP seem actually funny, to the point that I’ve been more easily able to forgive her for everything she did thenceforth and will do henceforth.
Now comes Fallon’s very convincing Charlie Sheen impression in a spoof ad for Winning For Men perfume, inspired by Sheen’s go-getter attitude and hashtag-ready new catchphrase, during last night’s episode of Late Night. And when you’re done laughing at Charlie Sheen, get angry, or just applaud, with the help of Jezebel founder Anna Holmes’ excellent op-ed in today’s New York Times.
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If this doesn’t become the biggest video on the Internet, then I have no faith left in humanity.
Describe for us the threesome with your OKCupid hookup.
I visited synagogues all over the world—from Syosset, to Beverly Hills, and back again to Jericho. Studies were made, tests were run, I tasted the blood of a virgin Jew and even conducted my very own bris.
He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.