9 Catch-22s That Prove Life Isn’t Fair
By Lily Hunter
Found on r/AskReddit
1. I borrowed Catch-22 from the library once. When I’d finished they wouldn’t let me return it because my library card had expired and wouldn’t scan in the system.
– zomskii
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2. Get money from life insurance. Am dead.
– PBFT
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3. I need a car to get a job.
I need a job to get a car.
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4. I want to save to buy a home, but my rent is so expensive that I have to live paycheck-to-paycheck.
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5. When I lose my glasses and I can’t find them because I can’t see.
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6. Having to take a dump when you’re out for a run…run faster to get home sooner, but risk jostling your stomach to the point of shitting your pants. Literally a “shitty” catch 22
– csonny2
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7. Bored when I drink, drink when I’m bored.
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8. Cat loves fish, cat hates water 🙁 cat’s 22
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9. I’m unhappy because I eat, and I eat because I’m unhappy.
– CD_4M
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