Lance Pauker

I’m turning 24 this weekend. Back when I was 23 and 10 months, I was so dumb and shortsighted. But now that I am 23 and 11.9 months, I am very smart and feel incredibly obligated to impart some wisdom:

2. T.O Celebrates On The Star

2. There are no weird explanatory things that hint at his vulnerability

Happy reading, and don’t forget to put on that sunscreen.

2. The Classy Carafe

Victory!!!!

In college, nobody cares about being pretentious about cheese.

The cold and rainy spring day, in addition to providing a default conversational topic, also provides a great opportunity to sit around all day, order dumplings (huge), and play a bunch of music that you wouldn’t totally be able to get away with normally.