26 Tweets From #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots That Are So Real You’ll Laugh Your Ass Off
By Kim Quindlen
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Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
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https://twitter.com/TrevDon/status/766093563046268928
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https://twitter.com/ItsMegNotMegan/status/766135462868226048
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Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
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https://twitter.com/Wieneraaron/status/766106759266086912
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Buncha 2's with a few 9's try to act like men and lose. Weak. I could easily beat them. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/QnlXf99lfF
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 18, 2016
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So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon (@Travon) August 18, 2016
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A great ship – The best ship! Illegal Immigrants steer it into an iceberg by Irish dancing #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/duGyRLoZdp
— Gav (Miracle Of Sound) (@miracleofsound) August 18, 2016
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"Old man Potter tries to run a profitable business, has to deal with a bunch of Occupy types. And it's Christmas!" #trumpexplainsmovieplots
— John Levenstein (@johnlevenstein) August 18, 2016
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https://twitter.com/scottdools/status/766073066627751940
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"Say what you want about these Sith guys- they weren't afraid to take the gloves off & win. Not like what we have." #trumpexplainsmovieplots
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 18, 2016
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Jar Jar Binks? Great guy. Known him forever. Winner. Gets things done. My new advisor as of today. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Hope Jahren (@HopeJahren) August 18, 2016
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https://twitter.com/TrevDon/status/766103272469901316
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https://twitter.com/seankent/status/766086498584137728
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She's a loser, ok. She's losing. I could lose a guy in 4 days. Probably 2 days. I lose guys so good you don't know. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Ben Mankiewicz (@BenMank77) August 18, 2016
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Son disrespects great, VERY successful father. True loser. Kissed his sister. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/X9KcNeyc7r
— Katethulhu (@katethulhu) August 18, 2016
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#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Big lizard, who happens to be, we believe, Mexican, destroys Tokyo because it doesn't have a wall.
— Joe Brancatelli (@joesentme) August 18, 2016
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It's about a dad that would marry his daughter if she wasn't already getting married #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/tvWM45NaDt
— That Girl (@whoulooknat) August 18, 2016
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#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots Father realizes he will never be able to date his kids, so he shrinks them so no one else can
— Donald J. Drumpf (@RealDonalDrumpf) August 18, 2016
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Alien visits earth and lives in boy's closet. Luckily it happened during the Reagan years. They sent him back home. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— What the world is thinking (@EarthsOpinions) August 17, 2016
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A wealthy businessman falls in love with a prostitute and doesn't kick her to the curb. SAD! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Michael Blackman (@MikeRBlackman) August 17, 2016
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Crooked Hillary Swank causes our beloved Clint Eastwood to have feelings for a woman who doesn't belong in boxing #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— ⚡Mr. Brightside☮️ (@Will3K85) August 17, 2016
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So what women want, spoiler alert, who cares #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— richard (@TheCatch_) August 17, 2016
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https://twitter.com/pr9000/status/766302845511405569
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Obama's Failed Immigration Policy leads to the U.S. being attacked by Illegal Aliens. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/hSi1L3w73i
— CK (@charley_ck14) August 17, 2016
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Terrorists, founded by Crooked Hillary & Obama, takeover the Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/zDAq8EDPiQ
— CK (@charley_ck14) August 17, 2016