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January 10, 2017

Literally Just 16 Pictures Of People I Find Devastatingly Hot Because I’m Thirsty

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What is the issue?

1. Ruby Rose.

Who I honestly find so attractive it overwhelms me and I have to pace around my kitchen for a second because even the sight of Ruby Rose on my Instagram feed gives me heart palpitations.

🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲

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2. Tom Hardy.

Who in Inception told me to dream a little bigger and so now I dream of sitting across from him in bed and talking about existentialism and the patriarchy.

3. Ryan Gosling.

Because I’m a human being with a heart and soul and when he called Eva Mendez “my girl” I’m pretty sure I burst into a billion, thirsty, thirsty pieces.

4. Beck Holladay.

Who I know is in a relationship but those eyes turn me into this emoji: 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

👀

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5. Tom Felton.

Who has the same birthday as me and I think that’s a sign that the universe really wanted to put us together but for some reason, distance has ~ kept us apart. ~

Venice Beach '16

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6. Matthew Gray Gubler.

Who I find fascinating and curious and interesting and I would just like to sit inside with when it’s raining while he paints and I do puzzles and we are just adorable in glasses together.

my alter ego (smirky von noodlehair) takes 47 selfies a day and only drinks luke warm smoothies

A post shared by official matthew gray gubler (@gublergram) on

7. Chris Messina (specifically as Danny Castellano).

Sometimes you just want to argue with someone, OKAY!?

#TBT (via @mindykaling) #MindyOnHulu

A post shared by The Mindy Project (@mindyprojecthulu) on

8. Eric Andre.

Who tbqh I don’t fully understand my own adoration for but it’s real. So so so so real.

#protrans

A post shared by Eric Andre (@ericfuckingandre) on

9. Evan Rachel Wood.

Who triggered my sexuality in 2003 and hasn’t stopped since.

When the wig comes off..

A post shared by Evan Rachel Wood (@evanrachelwood) on

10. Samira Wiley.

Who recently got engaged and I can’t even be heartbroken because she’s so stunningly gorgeous and sweet and magnetic and Ughghdhfdhsajlfdsajlafdsjlkadfsjl.

Stay dapper in the bathroom, bruh

A post shared by Samira Wiley (@whododatlikedat) on

11. Jeremy Allen White.

Who seems like trouble and I’m here for it.

#shameless #jeremyallenwhite

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12. This dude reading on the Subway.

Who clearly ALSO despises wearing socks so clearly, we should date.

13. Hannah Hart.

Who is somehow the living embodiment of that cliche line from Crazy Stupid Love (perfect combination of sexy and cute all at the same time) and I don’t understand it but I’m not mad at it.

☁️☁️☁️ (📷:@aquanasium)

A post shared by Hannah Hart (@harto) on

14. Evan Peters.

Who seems like he would maybe be able to give me a run for my money and I would like to try and keep up.

Had a helpful chat with the multifaceted @jamesfrancotv for @heromag. #☕️ http://herom.ag/1r2b7Kp

A post shared by Evan Peters (@booboodaddy) on

15. Cara Delevingne.

Because seriously.

#regram @jaredleto

A post shared by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) on

16. This guy holding this dog.

Because he’s a hot guy holding a massive dog. *dies from too much hot*

Check out this Colombian hottie @dany_dinatale and his adorable dog 🐶 don't forget to add him on snapchat too dany_dinatale 👌🏻

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