Katie Mather
Screaming.
14 Ways Your Dog Is Actually The Best Friend You Could Have
They’re the best source of comfort to you during your lowest moments.
A White Girl’s Answers To ‘Four White Girl Fashion Trends That I Have Serious Questions About’
If guys can still wear fuckin’ cargo shorts, we 110% can wear pants with holes in them. Cargo shorts have 87 different sized pockets. Destroyed denim allows us the small victory of only needing to shave our knees.
11 Things People Don’t Realize You’re Doing Because You’re A Generic White Guy
Wrestle your friends—but, like, only when you’re drunk and bored and when it just makes sense to do so in the moment.
11 Simple Morning Rituals That Will Make Your Entire Day Better
Drink your coffee out of your favorite colored mug.
21 Stages Every Generic White Girl Goes Through On Halloween
You’ve been at the bar for a while now, and this ~*~Fun Ladies Night Halloween~*~ has fully metamorphosed into a race to get guys dressed up as either Darth Vader or Ken Bone to buy you as many cranberry vodkas as your bladder can handle. You’re starting to feel the burn from fake-smiling at the guy who is currently explaining to you how private equity firms work.
What Your Generic Girlfriend’s Job Says About Her
Claire has only worked as an assistant for a couple weeks now, but has already deemed all PR employees as ~*~her people~*~.
40 Simple Everyday Things You Can Find Happiness In
Fluffy towels. Free shipping.
Maybe The Only Common Denominator In Your Shitty Relationships Is You
It’s great if you love yourself and know that you deserve the best kind of love out there, but if you don’t realize that you’re actually kind of an asshole yourself, then you’re probably the problem.