I am an overall threat to the Movement of Universal Chillness. I flail a lot. I physically can’t lounge anywhere. My voice reaches the high octave of a pubescent boy when I dislike something that’s happening. Help me.
Disclaimer: This list is only relatable to ONE woman.
We all know feminism is an excuse for women to hate men. This guy posted about it on the internet, so it’s gotta be true.
Her stories touch a raw nerve every woman will resonate with—about how hard it is for us to be taken seriously.
Northeast: You’ll reluctantly wear white on your wedding day, but you really wish it were socially acceptable to be in a slimming, black dress instead.
Did you ever hook up with Jenny?
Is his Murray Hill apartment co-signed by his parents?
Charlotte: Stole your boyfriend, doesn’t care.
Spencer: Went surfing once, puts the surfer guy emoji next to his name when he puts his name into your phone.
Take a double shot when you successfully have a nonverbal shit-talking conversation about someone right in front of them.