If guys can still wear fuckin’ cargo shorts, we 110% can wear pants with holes in them. Cargo shorts have 87 different sized pockets. Destroyed denim allows us the small victory of only needing to shave our knees.
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Wrestle your friends—but, like, only when you’re drunk and bored and when it just makes sense to do so in the moment.
We find ways to unify and come together by expressing our thoughts and by voicing our ideas. When there’s silence, there’s nothing to join in solidarity with. There’s nothing to grow from.
Drink your coffee out of your favorite colored mug.
Pretend you don’t see them. Once the Leader—probably named something like Brynlee—notices that you’re looking in the group’s direction, she will attack.
You’ve been at the bar for a while now, and this ~*~Fun Ladies Night Halloween~*~ has fully metamorphosed into a race to get guys dressed up as either Darth Vader or Ken Bone to buy you as many cranberry vodkas as your bladder can handle. You’re starting to feel the burn from fake-smiling at the guy who is currently explaining to you how private equity firms work.
Claire has only worked as an assistant for a couple weeks now, but has already deemed all PR employees as ~*~her people~*~.
That he used his sleeping app to wake him up at 4:30am (optimal REM cycles achieved) and then switched to his meditation app and meditated for 90 minutes this morning. You woke up at 6am and should feel unaccomplished.
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