Katie Mather
Screaming.
Thank You For Noticing That, Yes, I Am A Cool Girl
I’m just one of the guys, but in the body of a really hot girl.
My Relationship With Grocery Stores, In Four Parts
We’d wander around the aisles at 10pm and almost always forget to buy the things he said he needed to get in the first place.
Your Acceptance Letter For Being Placed Into The ‘Cute Girl’ Category
You’ve officially been assigned into the Cute Girl Category. We know you applied for the Sexy Category, but after a panel of qualified straight men examined your portfolio and read your personal statement, we decided that you definitely have more potential to be Cute rather than Sexy.
I’m Now Sleeping For 10 Hours A Night
There is something really terrifying to me about the moments right before you fall asleep and I wonder if Regular People feel that way too.
Here’s Your Award For Being A (Self-Proclaimed) Nice Guy
Congratulations!
A Series Of Love Stories
We Made Eye Contact On The Subway And I Immediately Imagined Our Future Together (We Move To The Suburbs And Have Three Beautiful Kids)
A Side-By-Side Comparison Of The Things Men And Women Say To Me In Bars
Dan: “Oh, you write? That must be nice. Have you ever heard of Deutsche Bank though?”
Liz: “You write? Fantastic. What’s your last name? I’m going to read everything you’ve ever published right now in line for the bathroom.”
Some Things I’d Really Rather You Didn’t Know
I like to be the big spoon sometimes because I secretly think about how vulnerable the other person is.