I mean this in every sense of the phrase.
We’d wander around the aisles at 10pm and almost always forget to buy the things he said he needed to get in the first place.
He makes me laugh because he is as neurotic as I am and also can’t handle his alcohol. He’s in love with my roommate.
I just can’t help but think oh my god oh my god oh my god I simultaneously love so many people and also don’t love anyone at all.
You’ve officially been assigned into the Cute Girl Category. We know you applied for the Sexy Category, but after a panel of qualified straight men examined your portfolio and read your personal statement, we decided that you definitely have more potential to be Cute rather than Sexy.
There is something really terrifying to me about the moments right before you fall asleep and I wonder if Regular People feel that way too.
Oh! I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there.
Wednesday: I still haven’t written anything. I can feel myself being on edge over it. I tell a non-writer friend my dilemma and all he says in response is that there are too many listicles on the internet these days. I scream out loud at my desk.
I just wanted to start out by saying that it’s really great that you have so many feelings. Feelings are really important. And you, Brian, have a lot of them. Like, a lot.